This Is Not A Travel Blog

HOWEVER

I am going to Berlin on Thursday, so if you happen to know something useful, now is the time to leave a comment or send me a note with thrilling ideas for wondrous German times, full of joy, and wonder, and time. In Germany. For example:

(a) names of bars with employees who look like THAT. (I'm pointing at the photo in the post below.)

(b) addresses of sophisticated old theater-going ladies who will allow me to sleep on their sofas/in their spare bedrooms/in their beds.

(c) locations of colorful art galleries/vintage furniture stores/magazine shops/dark tastefully-graffitied alleyways.

(d) telephone numbers of dirty punk rocker boys (with or without a Jew fetish).

(e) names of delicious food outlets/ice cream retailers.

(f) anything else you think might be relevant. Your name and a naked photo. Poetry. I don't know.